Frog: Pssst. Hey. Hey Princess.
Princess: Oh my! Is that a talking frog?
Frog: Yea, but if you kiss me, I'll turn into a prince. We'd rule over my wealthy kingdom. Anything you desired, I could give to you, my dear.
Princess: But could you please a woman like me?
Frog: Of course, princess. I am, after all, a prince - the finest man in the kingdom.
Princess: Okay, but as a frog?
Frog: No no, you'll have the prince-me, chiseled chest, beautiful face, and all.
Princess: (salivating) I'll bet you could do wonders with that big, frog mouth. Don't be a tease. Tell me what you can do. Tell me what you'd do.
Frog: C'mon, wouldn't you rather just have a spot on the throne? Oh good Lord, please just kiss me.
Princess: That's what I'm talking about. Make me yours.
Princess picks up the frog.
Frog: Yes!! Just one kiss!
Princess drops frog into her dress.
Frog: (muffled) No!! You're supposed to kiss me first!
Princess: MMmmmmmm

Prince Charming