Cubicles and Coworkers
In an alternate universe with dungeons and dragons, a group of friends enjoy playing Cubicles and Coworkers:
Merlin the Seer: Jim, your manager is preparing to cut your pay. What do you do?
General Wartooth: Wartooth KILL!
Merlin the Seer: (shakes head) Use your office name Wartooth, this is an immersive campaign.
General Wartooth: Fine. Jim kill.
Tybalt the Outlaw: Arnold uses his manager ability, which allows him to call HR once per fiscal quarter.
Merlin the Seer: Roll an “Office Politics” check.
Wartooth rolls a 3, Tybalt rolls a 13.
Tybalt the Outlaw: Guess you’re fired Jim. Pack your things - no severance pay either.
General Wartooth: (slams fist) CHALLENGE ME LIKE A REAL WARRIOR
Tybalt the Outlaw: Sorry Jim, just playin’ by the cubicle rules.
General Wartooth: Jim kill.
Merlin the Seer: Jim you just went. Wait your -
General Wartooth: JIM KILL
Merlin the Seer: Jeez okay. There aren’t any fighting stats so... I guess roll a “Typing Speed” check?
Wartooth rolls a 3.