Daran Zhao

Cubicles and Coworkers

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In an alternate universe with dungeons and dragons, a group of friends enjoy playing Cubicles and Coworkers:

Merlin the Seer: Jim, your manager is preparing to cut your pay. What do you do?

General Wartooth: Wartooth KILL!

Merlin the Seer: (shakes head) Use your office name Wartooth, this is an immersive campaign.

General Wartooth: Fine. Jim kill.

Tybalt the Outlaw: Arnold uses his manager ability, which allows him to call HR once per fiscal quarter.

Merlin the Seer: Roll an “Office Politics” check.

Wartooth rolls a 3, Tybalt rolls a 13.

Tybalt the Outlaw: Guess you’re fired Jim. Pack your things - no severance pay either.

General Wartooth: (slams fist) CHALLENGE ME LIKE A REAL WARRIOR

Tybalt the Outlaw: Sorry Jim, just playin’ by the cubicle rules.

General Wartooth: Jim kill.

Merlin the Seer: Jim you just went. Wait your -

General Wartooth: JIM KILL

Merlin the Seer: Jeez okay. There aren’t any fighting stats so... I guess roll a “Typing Speed” check?

Wartooth rolls a 3.